Tokenomics de Slap (SLAP)

Welcome to SLAP – The Only Coin That Slaps Harder Than Your Moms Tired of coins that claim they SLAP but are nothing but limp wrists? SLAP is here to SLAP some sense into the crypto space. Founded by the Flutter of Five Fingers and powered by the Prancing of the Pried Palm, SLAP isn’t just another coin—it’s an attitude. We’re not here to talk roadmaps, utility, or world peace. We’re here to SLAP charts, SLAP the haters, and SLAP our way to the top. No VC suits, no corporate nonsense—just raw, unfiltered internet culture with a side of “did we just do that? ”So load your wallet, mute your financial advisor, and get ready to ride the most unhinged meme rocket. Open up your hands, and start swingin'. You never know what you could hit. SLAP: It’s not a coin. It’s a lifestyle.